Monday Morning Funnies

Some of you received the picture below in an email from me because I thought you were special enough to receive it :) I thought it was so funny when Lane sent it to me from work. Plus Easter is right around the corner and I'm sure no one who sees this photo will ever look at Peeps the same way.


Morning funny #2. Lane again sent me this from work last week and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants.

Girls Night Out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....If this
does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily. Around
3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the
cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,
realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I
was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos
totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with
that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why,
he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh
shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three
times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table
and farted.
(If you're not laughing you need to have your head checked.)

And finally for those of you who are happily Irish :

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!!!!!!